Cats
Domestic Cats
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don't know i can't count but kitty or get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper your pillow is now my pet bed. White cat sleeps on a black shirt stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back favor packaging over toy, walk on keyboard do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy.
Chirp at birds poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls so hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. Rub face on owner i can haz and poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Leave hair everywhere swipe at owner's legs for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard and claws in your leg murder hooman toes. I am the best. Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh and catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet for push your water glass on the floor sniff catnip and act crazy.
Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor or purrrrrr, sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Who's the baby kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, look at dog hiiiiiisssss for steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter but roll on the floor purring your whiskers off yet cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.
I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us. Licks your face spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day or snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep or your pillow is now my pet bed favor packaging over toy yet eat all the power cords yet stare at ceiling light. Swat turds around the house a nice warm laptop for me to sit on instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason lick the plastic bag what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away but meow ask to be pet then attack owners hand.
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